Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Are you getting cheated on?

Are you getting cheated on?

Some people live in fairytale world these are women who are in their 20's and 30's with disney characters as their duvet cover and piglet in their bed next to them. If you are that woman you are so getting cheated on right now. If you phone your man and he always has night time meetings or he is at his cousins apparently most of the time he is cheating on you. Like seriously I love my family love my cousins but they don't see me every single hour of the day at their houses. Then you have women who say I love my man because he has not got facebook/twitter or bbm. He either has a secret account of both social networks and a hidden phone or he has not got them because he knows his wall or mentions will be bombarded by mentions from those females he is trying to avoid so you will clock on. So stay there playing the fool thinking you got an angel.

One woman is reading this so far and starting to doubt her relationship. I am sorry he is cheating on you and smiling like the guy in my picture.

There are the guys who tell their girlfriend or wife they are going out of town with the boys to party or driving their boy who DJ's to his set in birmingham every bloody week. Guess what? He has probably got the out of town side chick he goes to see every weekend. Some women date magicians they believe their illusions. Then they give you the if you where like my boyfriend you will probably have a nice woman right now. I probably would if I was like him and maybe 10 side chicks. The girls who make me laugh are the ones who say their man went on holiday on his own or with one of his boys and they got a ton of pictures you think they asked strangers to take pics of them in the sea? That was the side chick/chicks snapping away. They probably have their own version of events on their facebook without the guy in the picture. How to test your man out in london take him to city love/ aura or any of his favourite west end spots you have heard him mention as a surprise. If he last the whole night in there without acting different then he has no side chicks. Most man I know with side chicks will not go to city love with their girl or any of the mentioned places under any circumstances if they ended up there they will find away to keep in the VIP section in the dark corner so they don't bump into their side chicks. It is funny the biggest players never seem to be social network active check their wall no post since april or something. These guys are what you call DM and Inbox terrorists these guys are killers. These are the men with 2 bbm's one for the wifey and a few friends. The other bb is for the rest of the world in the car on silent put in the boot inside the spare tyre. These guys are the master's of pimping.

One girl looks at her man's page right now and thinks he has not posted anything since april.



Seriously though this blog was just to open up some blind people's eyes No Stevie. But I can even do the girls who cheat on their man version but read this 1st when it has over 200 reads then I will write part 2 the way females cheat on their man.

Enjoy :-)


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