Are you getting cheated on?

Are you getting cheated on?

Some people live in fairytale world these are women who are in their 20's and 30's with disney characters as their duvet cover and piglet in their bed next to them. If you are that woman you are so getting cheated on right now. If you phone your man and he always has night time meetings or he is at his cousins apparently most of the time he is cheating on you. Like seriously I love my family love my cousins but they don't see me every single hour of the day at their houses. Then you have women who say I love my man because he has not got facebook/twitter or bbm. He either has a secret account of both social networks and a hidden phone or he has not got them because he knows his wall or mentions will be bombarded by mentions from those females he is trying to avoid so you will clock on. So stay there playing the fool thinking you got an angel.

One woman is reading this so far and starting to doubt her relationship. I am sorry he is cheating on you and smiling like the guy in my picture.

There are the guys who tell their girlfriend or wife they are going out of town with the boys to party or driving their boy who DJ's to his set in birmingham every bloody week. Guess what? He has probably got the out of town side chick he goes to see every weekend. Some women date magicians they believe their illusions. Then they give you the if you where like my boyfriend you will probably have a nice woman right now. I probably would if I was like him and maybe 10 side chicks. The girls who make me laugh are the ones who say their man went on holiday on his own or with one of his boys and they got a ton of pictures you think they asked strangers to take pics of them in the sea? That was the side chick/chicks snapping away. They probably have their own version of events on their facebook without the guy in the picture. How to test your man out in london take him to city love/ aura or any of his favourite west end spots you have heard him mention as a surprise. If he last the whole night in there without acting different then he has no side chicks. Most man I know with side chicks will not go to city love with their girl or any of the mentioned places under any circumstances if they ended up there they will find away to keep in the VIP section in the dark corner so they don't bump into their side chicks. It is funny the biggest players never seem to be social network active check their wall no post since april or something. These guys are what you call DM and Inbox terrorists these guys are killers. These are the men with 2 bbm's one for the wifey and a few friends. The other bb is for the rest of the world in the car on silent put in the boot inside the spare tyre. These guys are the master's of pimping.

One girl looks at her man's page right now and thinks he has not posted anything since april.

Seriously though this blog was just to open up some blind people's eyes No Stevie. But I can even do the girls who cheat on their man version but read this 1st when it has over 200 reads then I will write part 2 the way females cheat on their man.

Enjoy :-)

The Friend Zone

What is the friend zone?

The friend zone, or occasionally friendship zone, is a dating term describing a relation in which one partner wants to become intimate sexually while the other prefers to be just friends.The friend zone can be used to describe somebody with whom you want to spend time but not necessarily pursue sexually.

The friend zone is a place no man especially wants to be in. The friend zone is unofficial the lame zone. It is like saying you are a nice person but not hubby material or sex buddy material. You are just a nice guy. The guy females run to for hugs when their boyfriend or their sex buddy pissed them off for comfort. Because you are never getting that booty. Every man has experienced the friend zone but if you stay in there permanently you are torturing yourself. I ain't trying to be friends with any female that every time I see her sexual thoughts come in my mind FUCK THAT. Do not ever get it twisted the friend zone can also be used on females. They hate being put in that they react by doing things like deleting you off facebook and having their random hissy fits. Do I care??? NO. I know the reason why they are in the friend zone. But I have noticed something especially on social networks it seems really sexy beautiful females have never experienced the friend zone. Especially on twitter the sprite behavior some females receive is incredible and they stay on there dictating who they put into the friend zone. I will tell you this for free if I like a female and there is indications I am about to be in that zone I am running the other way. Forget being that guy she relies on and calls at 3am after a rave to come pick her up and drop her to her cousin's house apparently. That is not her cousins house that is the guy who is giving her the good stuff's house. Your her cab man we should call you Addison Lee. Women know how to use the vagine to full advantage. Do not become a victim on the quest for being a sucker for love. The best thing that has ever happened in my life was learning how to be semi-ignorant. Women love guys who have a little flare of arrogance not over the top. But everyone loves what they can't have. To stay out the friend zone make yourself not easily accessible make her work for you. You can't be answering the phone all the time within the 1st ring. Every woman wants a reliable guy. But the facts remain if you are over reliable you will fall on your face.

A guy in the friend zone does this

When a guy agrees to be friends, he's forced to stifle his attraction while regularly seeing and talking to the woman he's attracted to. She discusses her love life and has the audacity to ask his advice on it. He performs occasional "manly" household and automotive favors for the woman. Essentially, he does everything a boyfriend would do––without the benefits.

What sort of man wants to be the boyfriend without benefits??????

A LAME

Do you want to be a lame? or do you want her to be calling you Kobe Bryant?

I want her calling me Kobe the Black Mamba. I want to be the guy showing her the snake nightly.

I want to be the guy showing her my assortment of moves like I am on the court. So guys whatever you do don't be Addison Lee please. You don't want her referring to you as sweet to her friends and telling them you do this and that for her and they have their little giggles based on you. No my friend you want to be Kobe Bryant. So everyday you wake up looking in the mirror and say Kobe Bryant 5 times like a champion does and before you go out there to the big bad world and approach that female. Show her your a champ and a finisher. No Lebron in the fourth quarter or Emile Heskey.

3 things to remember to stay out of the friend zone and become a champ

1) Don't get pushed in there if you don't want to be there be firm.

2) Don't linger if you feel the person is wasting your time move on find someone who deserves your time. In other words give them air.

3) Be direct from the get tell the person what you want and that you are not trying to be mates. Its best to cut out the bull shit from the get go.

So go on mate be a champ. Remember Kobe Bryant 5 times in the mirror every morning.