Are you getting cheated on?

Are you getting cheated on?

Some people live in fairytale world these are women who are in their 20's and 30's with disney characters as their duvet cover and piglet in their bed next to them. If you are that woman you are so getting cheated on right now. If you phone your man and he always has night time meetings or he is at his cousins apparently most of the time he is cheating on you. Like seriously I love my family love my cousins but they don't see me every single hour of the day at their houses. Then you have women who say I love my man because he has not got facebook/twitter or bbm. He either has a secret account of both social networks and a hidden phone or he has not got them because he knows his wall or mentions will be bombarded by mentions from those females he is trying to avoid so you will clock on. So stay there playing the fool thinking you got an angel.

One woman is reading this so far and starting to doubt her relationship. I am sorry he is cheating on you and smiling like the guy in my picture.

There are the guys who tell their girlfriend or wife they are going out of town with the boys to party or driving their boy who DJ's to his set in birmingham every bloody week. Guess what? He has probably got the out of town side chick he goes to see every weekend. Some women date magicians they believe their illusions. Then they give you the if you where like my boyfriend you will probably have a nice woman right now. I probably would if I was like him and maybe 10 side chicks. The girls who make me laugh are the ones who say their man went on holiday on his own or with one of his boys and they got a ton of pictures you think they asked strangers to take pics of them in the sea? That was the side chick/chicks snapping away. They probably have their own version of events on their facebook without the guy in the picture. How to test your man out in london take him to city love/ aura or any of his favourite west end spots you have heard him mention as a surprise. If he last the whole night in there without acting different then he has no side chicks. Most man I know with side chicks will not go to city love with their girl or any of the mentioned places under any circumstances if they ended up there they will find away to keep in the VIP section in the dark corner so they don't bump into their side chicks. It is funny the biggest players never seem to be social network active check their wall no post since april or something. These guys are what you call DM and Inbox terrorists these guys are killers. These are the men with 2 bbm's one for the wifey and a few friends. The other bb is for the rest of the world in the car on silent put in the boot inside the spare tyre. These guys are the master's of pimping.

One girl looks at her man's page right now and thinks he has not posted anything since april.

Seriously though this blog was just to open up some blind people's eyes No Stevie. But I can even do the girls who cheat on their man version but read this 1st when it has over 200 reads then I will write part 2 the way females cheat on their man.

Enjoy :-)

The Friend Zone

What is the friend zone?

The friend zone, or occasionally friendship zone, is a dating term describing a relation in which one partner wants to become intimate sexually while the other prefers to be just friends.The friend zone can be used to describe somebody with whom you want to spend time but not necessarily pursue sexually.

The friend zone is a place no man especially wants to be in. The friend zone is unofficial the lame zone. It is like saying you are a nice person but not hubby material or sex buddy material. You are just a nice guy. The guy females run to for hugs when their boyfriend or their sex buddy pissed them off for comfort. Because you are never getting that booty. Every man has experienced the friend zone but if you stay in there permanently you are torturing yourself. I ain't trying to be friends with any female that every time I see her sexual thoughts come in my mind FUCK THAT. Do not ever get it twisted the friend zone can also be used on females. They hate being put in that they react by doing things like deleting you off facebook and having their random hissy fits. Do I care??? NO. I know the reason why they are in the friend zone. But I have noticed something especially on social networks it seems really sexy beautiful females have never experienced the friend zone. Especially on twitter the sprite behavior some females receive is incredible and they stay on there dictating who they put into the friend zone. I will tell you this for free if I like a female and there is indications I am about to be in that zone I am running the other way. Forget being that guy she relies on and calls at 3am after a rave to come pick her up and drop her to her cousin's house apparently. That is not her cousins house that is the guy who is giving her the good stuff's house. Your her cab man we should call you Addison Lee. Women know how to use the vagine to full advantage. Do not become a victim on the quest for being a sucker for love. The best thing that has ever happened in my life was learning how to be semi-ignorant. Women love guys who have a little flare of arrogance not over the top. But everyone loves what they can't have. To stay out the friend zone make yourself not easily accessible make her work for you. You can't be answering the phone all the time within the 1st ring. Every woman wants a reliable guy. But the facts remain if you are over reliable you will fall on your face.

A guy in the friend zone does this

When a guy agrees to be friends, he's forced to stifle his attraction while regularly seeing and talking to the woman he's attracted to. She discusses her love life and has the audacity to ask his advice on it. He performs occasional "manly" household and automotive favors for the woman. Essentially, he does everything a boyfriend would do––without the benefits.

What sort of man wants to be the boyfriend without benefits??????

A LAME

Do you want to be a lame? or do you want her to be calling you Kobe Bryant?

I want her calling me Kobe the Black Mamba. I want to be the guy showing her the snake nightly.

I want to be the guy showing her my assortment of moves like I am on the court. So guys whatever you do don't be Addison Lee please. You don't want her referring to you as sweet to her friends and telling them you do this and that for her and they have their little giggles based on you. No my friend you want to be Kobe Bryant. So everyday you wake up looking in the mirror and say Kobe Bryant 5 times like a champion does and before you go out there to the big bad world and approach that female. Show her your a champ and a finisher. No Lebron in the fourth quarter or Emile Heskey.

3 things to remember to stay out of the friend zone and become a champ

1) Don't get pushed in there if you don't want to be there be firm.

2) Don't linger if you feel the person is wasting your time move on find someone who deserves your time. In other words give them air.

3) Be direct from the get tell the person what you want and that you are not trying to be mates. Its best to cut out the bull shit from the get go.

So go on mate be a champ. Remember Kobe Bryant 5 times in the mirror every morning.

The Death of The Alpha Male aka The Rise of the GAY

An issue that has been bugging me is the use of the word SWAG. SWAG is a word used to describe having style. But to me this word SWAG is used way too much and has become used wrongly. Guys wearing mugg boots is not SWAG it is just gay nothing else. If you are gay fine admit it but this to me is the start of an outbreak in the name of fashion. It was bugging me more when I saw my younger cousin wearing one and a waist coat kind of thing that matched the mugg boots with skinny jeans on tucked in. At 6ft4 he stands out and it just made me cringe. Then I thought his generation are all fashion victims. They have to be in with the know. It is all fun and that dressing but if everything has to be red bottoms or louis or gucci it is not SWAG no more. Because you have not added something different onto it to make it different. But the alpha male is dying because these new breed of bitch boys are way to feminine I bet they cry during sex smh. At this rate in the name of SWAG they will be pencil in their moustache and wearing make up. The man bag has already been spotted in the clubs under many of these SWAGGER dons armpits like a woman. I am just waiting for the 1st one of them to wear high heels for men. Guys will be wearing weave in the dance and shaving their eyebrows and drawing it in with eye liner. Like really really shit is getting real. It is turning to a piss take because I think girls in their age bracket must be feeding their egos and telling them it looks good while laughing at them. I heard some rappers are using one product that is like a mascara for the hair after a shape up to make it look darker and sharper. I bet these men squat over a urinal. Growing up watching pornos the women where in heels and the porno guy was in timberland boots or worker man boots or airforce one and he dominated. But these swagger dons will come to your bedroom and be wearing high heels or soon be wearing your red bottoms in the name of SWAG. All I am saying don't be a victim of fashion. I have got 1 question and I am out.

If gay was the new fashion will all you SWAG bandits and Kanye West dress worshippers become gay men? Seen as your so follow fashion.

For all you swagger guys listen to Jay-Z lyrics on swagger like us his whole verse.

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The Ex man (no wolverine)

You finally get over him and are moving on to start dating. You where with him for like 2 to 4 yrs quite a while. The moment you start dating is like a radar they pick up that they might lose you forever. He probably ain't changed at all but to him you are still his PUM PUM. So the new guy you have been on a few dates with he treats you correctly. He makes you feel special and makes you feel wanted again. But like an idiot the ex man picks up on the happiness radar and starts phoning you again asking for a second (10th) chance. He starts reminding you of the past and those special moments you had for some it was the trips abroad and holidays for other girls it was trips to KFC. Life is not fair such is life. You start to listen to your Ex and fall into the delusion. Its all good for 2 weeks then he gets rid of you again. You now feel like crap and try to holla at Mr Nice Guy aka Eugene. Who took you out bought you flowers surprised you with spontaneous lunch dates at work. But he now knows he has been mugged off so he does not respond. Your next tweet or facebook update goes like this

"Why do men play games?"

You now feel hurt because Ex got rid of you for his jumpoff and Nice Guy Eugene does not want to hear it no more.

Why do women fall for this trap?

Dating a woman who is still infatuated with her ex a year or 2 after the break is tough. You need an extra level of patience. Like super saiyan patient because subconsciously she is comparing you to him most of the time in certain habits. If she say he used to do that and that ladies never compare the future to the ex bad mistake best to keep it in your head. Some guys I know it is a thrill to have their ex around. It is like she was a general and got demoted to a cadet. Worst thing now he is getting exactly what he wants when he wants because she lingers on to false hope. She had the dream already about their three sons Godwin, Godfrey and Godson. The picket fence and the garden. She wants him to harvest her womb. But he now sees it like this why commit while he can have you and play the field as well. To her friends she say's we are working things out. To his guys he say's I am just still fucking her I go round get food when I am hungry.

Ladies before you dismiss Eugene think you don't want to be the woman approaching 40 putting on her blackberry update/facebook status or twitter at night cold and alone need company. That is a strong display of the thirst. So listen to Capo and give Eugene a try. Everyone you meet in life is for a reason.

The Weeknd - What You Need

Eugene's song to you lol

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What I have been currently listening to

The Weeknd - Coming Down

The Dream - Wish you where mine

Young Jeezy -Real Is Back 2 Intro (The Real is back 2)

Lil Wayne ft Drake - She Will

Kanye West and Jay-Z - Niggas in paris

Check out the tunes and tell me what you think

Shit dumb people do

Shit dumb people do they go to the club spend £500 on drinks to impress girls and they complain that £50 a month gym membership is to expensive. Why do you think your fat?

Shit dumb people do they buy an audi TT but can not afford to pay for petrol, insurance, road tax or parking permit. It was not included in the stunt budget.

Shit dumb people do they buy Gucci and Louis belts but they have no juice in their fridge at home.

Shit dumb people do stunt in the club then ask you to borrow them money for travel home. Fuck out of here during champagne campaign you forgot how your getting home.

Shit dumb people do brag about how much p's they got then you go to their house and those red letters come through the post.

Shit dumb people do tuck in their polo shirt into their jeans just to show their louis belt.

Shit dumb people do own couple rolex watches but struggle to buy dinner.

Shit dumb people do follow clothing fashion of every artist they see on tv but always in over draft.

This shit is based on some people I know bet you feel dumb now don't you. Ferrari lifestyle on a punto budget. People should learn to be content and humble then work and grind hard to gain that lifestyle and be able to afford it. Instead of living cheque to cheque. You get fired monday and you can't pay your bills for the next week. The champagne heaux's (hoes) will bounce to the next guys table when you ain't in the club there is no loyalty. The girl you copped that fancy whip to stunt on she will jump in the guy with the bentley because you could not get petrol to come see her. Bet you wish you could sell those belts now to pay your bills because everyone has them now and you want the hermes but wait you can't afford it because you got fired. Plus you know she likes guy with muscles aka Alpha males but because you took your last 5 bills to aura to put on a cash out show you can not afford the gym membership. You didn't pay for parking permit road tax and insurance your fancy car is clamped but you can not afford to get it out from the impound. You might have to sell those rolex watches now if you want to see that car again. Shit dumb people do put themselves into debts and extra stress that they can't afford.

Moral of the story

Everything comes in due time walk then run then you can fly

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Women in relationships with Single men

I know a whole heap of guys and girls. It is funny when you know couples and their views on their relationship is totally different from each other. The girl is usually in love and excited and planning when she is going to start having kids with the guy. The guy on the other hand is thinking your good sex when his plan b or c is not available. Also because he knows he has you whipped he can get a regular cooked meal. You go singing his praises to all your girls and saying how he is great lover because he gives you good sex and stays at home with you at night. But he says to the guys she is so annoying and so possessive and always wants to be everywhere I go like a puppy. She has plans of going on holidays with him while he has plans on going to Ayia Napa, Marbella or Ibiza with his boys. The worst is when they live together she thinks she has that ring on the way once they are in this position. Some of you girls are glorified house maids. He brings his guys round to watch sports and play computer games. You probably cleaned up before they came and you will be doing the cleaning when they leave. Your excited because he has his boys around and he is not out and about. But when they come around most likely you are in your room with a hoodie, jogging bottoms and socks on reading a book. If not you are serving drinks and food from the kitchen for the guests. Then you want to chill with him and his boys then he gives you the look. So back to the book the hoodie and tracksuit you are surely not going to be wearing booty shorts in front of his boys or anything tight lol. You go on the phone talking to your girls praising him at this point. This is when him and his boys start the convo and he says to them your so annoying but he has them all round to make you feel comfy and keep the peace for now. You women in relationships with single men threaten to leave him and see whether he puts up a fight then you realise you where in a fantasy all this time. Now you feel used and you feel hurt then you join the I hate men brigade correct. Then you say all men are bastards. No darling not all men are bastards. You just have to be smart with your choices. If a guy really likes you he will put effort no matter what he will put in that extra just to prove. The single guy will milk you. Think how many times he has made excuses for not taking you out. When he takes you out he is taking you to his favourite restaurant which is most likely in a next borough because he does not want to bump into one of his side chicks.

Why do you women put up with this?

Do you get into relationships with these guys thinking you can change them?

Is it a challenge to tame a tiger?

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