So today has been the funniest day ever from random BB pics to a screen munch getting passed about from a David guy seeing a next guys girl. The crazy thing a lot of guys where laughing on my bbm but they are in the same zone. A lot of guys are going to get the I am on my period story *thinks b**** I paid for the hotel what your mouth for* some might truthfully be on their period. The rest got that early good stuff from David. Good dick does the trick. Some girls might love their man but hey he ain't hitting wall to wall *chris brown voice*. Shout out to the bitter girls about I don't care it is valentines and the guys shouting happy tuesday half of you this time last year where screaming your love you must relax. If you want to be loved be loveable. A few people will catch STI's tonight shout out to the clinics they are going to have a busy week coming up. My muslim friends are saving money no valentines, no birthdays, no anniversary, no xmas and no mothers day. It now makes sense why they drive expensive cars. I am waiting for 2moro the chocolates will be cheaper yes. I was in sainsbury's earlier with my boy they ran out of strawberries if you saw his face. This guy was going to buy strawberries and cream I was like where are your spraying and placing it. Boy everyone say's they don't go down but these statistics is not adding up. P.S I have never done it no lies. Twitter was on a hype yesterday with the transfer deadlines a lot of girls where getting taken for sunday league. Shout out to the guys giving girls that community dick tonight. Some have been dealt with today. I am just waiting to hear the lame excuses people have given and received today. Someone is going to get the family emergency story. Someone is going to get the overtime at work story. Someone already got I had a family emergency and had to fly to Lagos yesterday story. This time he has taken his main piece on a 3 day spa trip. Another thing I have been hearing is tomorrow is side chick appreciation day. Crazy thing is there are women who don't mind being the side chick. The world is really getting equal a lot of man have been doing another man's girl since the beginning of time. Good dick make a woman trip and lose senses. Good dick make her shout Jody * my name is Chiso smh*. You get my point. But a lot of you girls laughing and your the main girl sometimes the side girl is getting more. Those times he went on holiday and you never see anyone in the pic. If that happens in the next few weeks remember this behind the camera is the side chick. It is one day do not be sad. I will more be worried if my other half only showed real appreciation today. Some people I know everyday is valentines. It is crazy this one day could get some people closer and ruin relationships.
But hey it is a day to show love so show love and don't moan if you didn't get none at least your alive smh
Guys this cologne tonight is for you hahahaha
