If 30 is the new 20

If 30 is the new 20 it means 20 is the new 10. So basically I cant talk to a female under the age of 28 even though I am 23 because I aint R.Kelly. Shame you Jay-Z for taking away our young Beyonce she is still a teenager lol.

wow a new week

It is so cold brrrr. Today has been a chilled out day learnt something interesting but you can not no nosey lol. I got some complaints about picking on road men they have feelings to sorry. I sincerly apologise lol. This weekend taught me that I am still a class clown, to the trainer at my course this weekend who had everyone laughing at him and not knowing why I am sorry lol. I had the Polish, Albanian, Indian there was everyone at the course it was tuition on how to speak English I thought let me do something different so I went in there sounding like Borat. I told them I was from Nigermenistan a merger of people who their parents are Nigerian with an Afghanistan passport. You wonder why that is simple the was not enough special paper to print a Nigerian passport that cant be cloned lol. I am just chatting shit there and I can't believe yeh well back to the course I spent 2 of my half days of my life learning to sleep properly in class to sit up and pass and everyone looking at me like huh how did u remember stuff while you where sleeping easy just wake up when they revise what they have learned and cram the ones you dont lol. Don't learn from me you might fail some of us are good at picking up on info real quick thats all.

My clip of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i_4J2t-lG4

They should have just bought him McD's fries and he would have died lol. The salt intake would have been to much.

This is how i feel everyday I wake some people ask what am looking to do today so I tell them watch this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs


The main thing I wanted to talk about today is some girls need help. The guys and I have been discussing a serious topic SMELLY VAGINA some girls need guidance. You can not expect to keep a guy if your fandanda pum pum whatever you want to name it don't smell right. It is not legal to torture men to this shambomination. Just imagine you at the foreplay stage then now you take her clothes and you smell something bad me I am cheeky so I would prolly say something like did a rat just die that is straight up nasty. It don't hurt to wash if u need tips watch this clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6p5gnpMU7s

It aint going to hurt and you where wondering why guys did not stay now you have found out.


My tune of the day is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65GAh-LXVw8


see u 2moro lol

P. S spread the word help the girls get fresh. Oh yeh free gucci it sounds cool lol

thursday the 25th hahaha today is a funny day here to stare up as per usual

This might piss some ladies off but in 2008 if a woman could do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeD8UrUWVdw&feature=related
you might be really pretty compared to her but chances is that more guys will go her way.
So I have come to the conclusion that looks dont mean anything ass does lol.

Today I have also read Mr Lewiboro's blog and thought to myself hmmm, If I actually compiled a list of 10 girls in my facebook. That i would like to see their fandan da the trouble that will occur lol. Why did I not make your list what am I butters lol or please dont put you me on your list like Mr T got who said you where going to make the list ego. You better buy your own matteress a vibrator and sleep in a bed in a next room away from me and I might think of giving you the approval to think of us doing that lol.

insert clip raise profile views here for the ladies lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH_6dSKs10o

It is not a road man it is Tyson Beckford lol

Yesterday also showed me there are some burnt females out there. No know females where burnt in the typing of this blog. The word is emotionally damaged. I decided quick discussion to help a friend because she asked what does a break mean, I said to her I know my interpretation of a break but let us see whether they all think the same. What made me laugh the most was the final comment http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?id=520451301&ref=profile
she said break their stuff wow got me scared.

Anywho my friend Dap's posed a ? to the man dem as his profile status which was so true i was thinking it only happenned to me but it dont and it pisses me off you wake up in the morning. He asked does anyone have problem controlling their pissing accuracy when they have them morning erections? lol that is the most irritating thing that could happen to you in the morning.

Back to the script like there is any lol. I am thinking to do a group followed by an event facebook road man model you must have one conviction at least to be able to enter lol girls like bad guys innit lol. Top model wins a new strap lol so he can go steal a carl zeiss camera for his portfolio lmao. I love mocking the man dem who like to act hard they are the most emotional out of them


my tunes of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1RNJY6cE8g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsGSrxgJQZQ

the sweetboy mixtape of the day is
http://www.datpiff.com/pop_mixtapePlayer.php?mid=20573&tid=2

the roadman lol
http://www.datpiff.com/pop_mixtapePlayer.php?mid=20571&tid=1

Capo

peace

P.S If I get bored will add more. Had a mad dream couple of nights ago got mad famous and my boy RaeQkwon jumped out next time Rae let me throw the bin out in peace lol. I aint trying to be famous lol

It was not my fault blame it on this guy www.nowork-allplay.blogspot.com

So I was sitting at home got bored started reading a lot of blogs and realised I also have a lot to share sometimes controversial but hey freedom of speech was invented for a reason we learnt it later than most in African families but will still learnt (hope mum or the uncles aint logged on somewhere trying to read this because a flogging might come lol) just jokes am a grown man now.

Back to the point here daily I wake up with odd thoughts like today for instance listening to one of my fav new tunes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-dyXgMvqUM and thought most of the people I know started putting this in their status bars on facebook as their name. Most guys and girls who I have seen standing on corners whether it was watching paid in full or the wire where either good pimps, prostitutes or drug dealers are most people I know in all 3 boy I dont know.

The next thing I realised it is so easy to wind up people like my new discussion topic that some have been partaking in about their status being its complicated on relationship status on facebook. Like I said it is better to put single or in a relationship, if you put it is complicated the mind of a guy interprets it like this ladies you are either getting FCUKed by someone or your guy messed up no matter what you are setting yourself up to be a victim and this will happen to you lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH20aPT6xqE&feature=related like I said blame it on Lewiboro he unleashed a monster lol.

The next subject which has been bugging me is every road man I know wants to either be a promoter or model now. Kudos to finding something positive to do but we all aint Tyson Beckford and facebook is not America's next top model. Vogue bang bang lol. Like they all in a car going to do a robbery and talking about imagine modelling at london fashion week fam. it will be emotional lol.

Another topic is HSA or HNSA some peeps join this group wanting their egos to be stimulated by others and when they get HNSA they start cussing you put yourself in that situation take it on the face like this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRq48odDn4M&feature=related better him than me but it is all a madness I had to keep out of that because I dont want to cuss someone and they commit suicide these things happen watch CSI. The good thing about today heroes is back yay. If i have offended u blame it on that guy lol